Warning: Eplicit Language May not be appropriate for young readers

It was brought to my attention that I use swear or curse words in my blog! *Gasp* Well what the Hell can I say to that? This is really how I express myself. Besides how objectionable is "damn" and "shit"??? Especially considering I heard these words from a very tender and impressionable young age. I mean, the apple doesn't fall from the tree. Does it mother? Wait, don't answer that. I really do enjoy fooling myself with the belief that I am an individual: shaped not by nurture or nature alone, but by my own absurd world view. I want you also to note that I am an exceptional speller - just not a great typer. Afterall, I reasoned way back in '84, I'm not going to grow up to be a secretary! Lord help me!